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TODAY IS 3 JUNE.

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WONDERFUL, BLESSED THING HAPPENED ON THIS DAY IN 1986?

TOMÁŠ VERNER, OUR CZECH BAMF AND RESIDENT SWEETUMS WAS BORN!

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show me su eiffel tour, u mad, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, tomáš verner, czech it out, skating and crying, unsheathe yourself, he makes old ladies weak at the knee

THE 26 MOST _____ PICTURES OF STEPHANE LAMBIEL

a_nice_reminder wrote in ontd_skating Apr 02, 2011 18:44

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i'll make a stan out of you, magical space zebra with wings, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, you want chocolate? say something nice, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, "the swiss guy", I received your…S-H-I-N-E, well at least he has stephane, caress your face with my rays, unsheathe yourself, i am hungryyy give me a sausagee, he's gonna make you cry he's so good, madame stéphane: fiercest tarts in town, i love st%c%a9phane, thank you it's lambiel, make love to me make love to the ice, the swisstuation, he can live off my money if he wants, stéphane is prince charming irl, i felt high heartbeats, he makes old ladies weak at the knee, i'm a real fashion victim!!

THE PLATINUM COUPLE IN MALDIVE

warmuse wrote in ontd_skating Jan 14, 2011 11:43

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i'm whelmed right now, 4toe-3toe and his haircut, plushenko, a rare find, brb _skating fap party, unsheathe yourself, warning: warmuse fapping in this post, as he undresses, fuck me it's good, your russian overlords, that would be a mullet, platinum medal, #pictures, we are all plushy's hoes, oh plushy, why do you think he rocks them mullet, plushenkohnotheydidnt, hello soviet suprise package!, i'm a real fashion victim!!

honestly?

pearormore wrote in ontd_skating Jul 25, 2010 02:03

I DON'T EVAN KNOWW

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lol i don't evan, holy cross heart disease yeahhhh, really???, agents of the illuminati, lol idek, you're not mulan you are but a mere hun, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, frankenbarbie, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, skating and crying, not just a hot summer fling, unsheathe yourself, i don't know you but i love you, it's great feelings, johnny weir is wearing a snow cone, yeah we are on a first-name basis, with a spicy gay twist, wat, i think fs are some of the best looking, conspiracy!!!!, no fuck no, the is a love eruption, i suggest we help out own hobos 1st, haaaaaaalp, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, golden showers, stfu about tennis idgaf, rainbow lawn gnome, not even jesus could run on ice, what decisions will be made?????????????, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, how is this possible., why do you think he rocks them mullet, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, make yourself a fun poast., jetlag hurts my feelings, umm..., skate faster we have reservations, straight as a rainbow, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, curling is not important right now, crazy eyes, i don't want to scroll okay, do you even know how to skate, well at least he has stephane, this looks shopped, it's pretty freaking sweet, bitches don't know, he's the gay one, boombox is hating stand back, true alpha male, comic sans is a joke, damn usa what happened?, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, you're welcome stockholm, dude..., scott i seem to have wet my pants, this is a disastuh, brb cutting myself, people here is so weird in a good way, hot pink cigarette @ the end of its life, johnny weir/quatchi otp, k whatever it's the truth., like i'm not hating, more importantly i'm patrick chan, get me a fucking brownie, friends w/ friend of glambert, glad i don't know where you live, incoming stan war, blocked by an olympic gold medalist, don't let those boogers stop you, borders on mind boggling, ontd_skating where dreams come true, waste of handsomeness, david archuleta's secret boyfriend, not sure if want, it's almost orgasmic, his eyes were just...enchanting, keepin it old skool, i made my mistakes, i want your ugly, speed skating is way lamer, things will get better friend, all is terminated, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, rip ontd_curling, really jizzed about men's figure skating, when you see it, we should run the isu, this ice has not been properly zambonied, evan's new fapping material, be all the slore you can be, i want my pink shirt back, srs bsns, they were really stinky!, cause it's voodoo, how could this happen to me, the dark hole of men's figureskating, lol the biebs, lol scott is driving, tell me about your feelings, tara lipinski is a moron, swan you bastard, you're a tacky ass bitch, !partypost, why do you like him he sucks, i'm a real fashion victim!!, notorious homosexuals, johnny weir

NO THE PARTY DON'T START TILL STEPH WALKS IN

pourtant wrote in ontd_skating Jul 24, 2010 23:20

I DON'T HAVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS, JUST WATCH

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( EXTENDED VERSION OF THE FINALE W/ EVERYONE FROM ANOTHER DAY IN HERRRE + YUNA'S BULLETPROOF FROM DAY 2 )

we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, he's gonna make you cry he's so good, - all that skate, madame stéphane: fiercest tarts in town, thank you it's lambiel, team slut approves, make love to me make love to the ice, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, fuckload of skaters in this post, the zebra rides again, i felt high heartbeats, yu-na kim, unsheathe yourself, straight as a rainbow

FIRST GLIMPSE OF MAC SHOOT, OMFG

ispeakchavese wrote in ontd_skating May 15, 2010 21:43

SO IT'S TINY AND TOTALLY NABBED FROM THE LOVELY reet on weirsjohnny (THANKS!), AND I KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE PIC, BUT THIS IS FUCKING NEWSWORTHY, OKAY? OKAY.

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San Antonio Current writer goes around the bend; publishes weird fanfic about Johnny.

tonights wrote in ontd_skating May 12, 2010 23:44

We've been WTFing about this over on Twitter since I discovered it about a quarter hour ago. I subsequently was encouraged to bring it over here so other people could share in the bafflement.

There was no picture with this article, so I am helpfully providing you with the Soviet pear of confusion and bewilderment:

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hot naked buddy yogurt, lol i don't evan, borders on mind boggling, the fourth wall is gone, this looks shopped, unsheathe yourself, picture of rugged american masculinity, i c, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, wat, dude..., no fuck no, what is peen, this is a disastuh, brb cutting myself, spelling out "macho" in russian, which i don't even know what that is, step aside home school, i'm so confuse..., umm...